Thursday, May 17, 2012

What I'm Reading: Blog/Website Edition


Mark’s Daily Apple- Written by Mark Sisson, Mark’s Daily Apple is all about living a vibrant and healthy life in the face of the modern Western lifestyle.  Mark subscribes to a brand of Paleo living he calls Primal and has written several books on the subject.  If you don’t know anything about Paleo it is a style of eating that attempts to mimic what our ancient ancestors ate.  So that means a lot of lean meats, healthy fats, fruits, veggies, and some approved starchy carbs mostly in the form of rice and potatoes.  Mark’s Daily Apple is also rich in information on being healthy through diet and exercise as well as lifestyle changes.  Reading Mr. Sisson’s writing also gives you the sense that he may be one of the nicest people you’ve never met.

Science Daily- Science Daily is basically the CNN of research.  They take recent research and write articles and insights on what the research might mean for the lay person, often quoting the authors of the study themselves.  Science Daily has easily searchable sub-categories on everything from different diseases to fat loss.

Conditioning Research- This blog is kept up by a Scot by the name of Chris Highcock.  Chris is more of a hill climber (hailing from Scotland you’d expect nothing less) than a hardcore fitness buff.  He trains to be able to climb the Scottish highlands whenever he pleases but still posts many interesting studies and articles.  What I like most about Conditioning Research is that Mr. Highcock doesn’t comment much on what he posts, instead letting the reader investigate and draw his own conclusions.

Mobility WOD- If you are familiar with CrossFit you’ll recognize the WOD (workout of the day) part of the title.  Mobility WOD is done by Kelly Starrett who works and trains at San Francisco CrossFit.  Feelings on CrossFit aside, Mr. Starrett might just be a genius when it comes to helping people perform at their best.  If you have any types of limitations in range of motion in any joint there is probably a Mobility WOD to help you.  The best part about the WODs is that they are all able to be done by everyone as long as you have a few pieces of basic equipment (a few lacrosse balls and a few bands).

Lean Gains- Written by Martin Berkhan, Lean Gains has been quiet as of late but is a relative treasure trove of information on Intermittent Fasting for those who train for strength and physique enhancement.  Mr. Berkhan is very thorough in his research on the subject and even provides examples of the successes of his past clients.  If you are considering trying IF definitely start here.

Chaos and Pain- If you are easily offended DO NOT visit Chaos and Pain.  Jamie Lewis is vulgar to the max, usually funny, and most often very astute on matters that pertain to strength training.  Jamie is a no bullshit type of trainee and writer who is not afraid to force his body to do things others would consider impossible.  Jamie’s style of training is definitely not for everyone, but it has yielded awesome results for him.  Jamie doesn’t really consider himself a powerlifter yet holds raw records for his weight class.
His style of writing is also not for everyone.  Like I said it’s extremely vulgar but often times funny as hell.  He also occasionally posts pictures of naked ladies just for the hell of it.  So I’d stay off it at work.

Lift-Run-Bang- This website is written by Paul Carter who has been training for over 25 years and has gained some insight on what it takes to train to be big and strong.  His posts attempt to leverage that knowledge into getting young guys to cut out the extraneous stuff that isn’t needed to gain size and strength.  Paul has tried just about every size and strength protocol, training and nutrition alike, and has yet to find a magic bullet.  This is evident in just about everything he writes and is valuable advice for those just getting into the game.  Train hard, eat smart, and give it time is his mantra.

Twitter- I never thought I would say this, but I love Twitter.  It is an amazing resource for the fitness, nutrition, and strength and conditioning industries.  Personalities abound that all have their own way of doing things but still have the goal of educating and motivating.  For the most part you won’t find small-minded coaches who attack those that disagree with them either.  Some of my favorite follows are Adam Bornstein (@bornfitness), Jason Ferruggia (@JasonFerruggia), Jim Wendler (@JWendler), Chris Shugart (@ChrisShugart), 70s Big (@70sBig), Jonny Bowden (@JonnyBowden), and Jonathan Goodman (Jon_PTDC) among many others.  There are also some very funny comedians if you’re into that sort of thing.


PragueStepchild-
Prague Stepchild is written by an expat by the name of xxxxx.  He blogs mostly on Paleo lifestyle, current obesity research, libertarianism, and a host of topics in between.  I don’t think xxx would label himself as super smart, just well-read and possessing a bit more common sense than most people, especially from this country.  His blog is always fresh, always brings about thought on whatever subject, and is never just a regurgitation of the status quo.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Weekend Update: Mother's Day, Rumplestiltskin, and Bad, Bad Dogs


Monday
Pendlay Rows: 240 x 123123123
Bench Press: 240 x 5

Tuesday
Squat: 365 x 123123123
Snatch
Jumps
Bulgarian Split Squats

Thursday
Clean and Push Press: 200 x 123123123
Hang Cleans
Bench Press: 5x10

Friday
Dead Lift: 465x 123123123
Power Cleans

First off I want to say Happy Mother’s Day to all of the mothers out there.  I’ve had the good fortune to be raised by one of the best and would not be who I am today without her.  My mother has always been fiercely loyal to her children and has always done what was best for us even if it meant letting us fail.  Having to learn from mistakes is one of the best gifts a parent could give to a child.

My mom is also one of the smartest people I know and is right at home taking charge and handing out orders.  Never in a condescending or totalitarian way, she just feels her way is the right way.  And she is rarely wrong.  Anyway, Happy Mother’s Day mom!  Love you!

                           

Now on to training for the week.  My lower body lifts all felt great.  Squats and dead lifts were smooth.  Only dead lifts got a little tough at the end of the sets.

My upper body lifts are a little different and it all has to do with my right shoulder.  I’ve been trying to figure out what is going on with my right side for a while now.  I think a lot of it has to do with the forest of knots that are in my upper back, trap and shoulder.  All of those knots contribute to pulling the shoulder joint and shoulder blade a little out whack and I’m starting to feel the effects.  I found a big one on my shoulder blade on Friday that when I press on it I can feel it shoot pain into my deltoid.  I also have a rather sizable knot/trigger point in my trap.

My first reaction is to take a lacrosse ball and just dig and dig and dig.  A fight fire with fire type of rehabilitation.  This would be counterproductive though.  You have to break that tissue down in order for it to heal back up and get better.  If all you do is break it down and never give it time to heal it never will.  You’ll be spinning your wheels faster than Rumplestiltskin after that broads first born child.  Break it down, but let it build back up.
You are a bad parent if you read this shit to your kids.  Creepy as hell.
Every morning when on our walk, usually before 7 am, Saxon and I get barked at by about 6-10 different dogs.  Some are inside and some are outside.  Some are big and some are small.  All of them are annoying as shit.  If I had a dog that barked at everything that walked by I wouldn’t have a dog.  Or I’d be first in line to get it a shock collar. 

I’m of the opinion that there are no bad dogs, just bad owners.  And when I hear a dog bark and then the owner yell the dog’s name I want to face-palm the world.  Yelling is only adding fuel to the fire.  Now if you yell and then follow it up with a calm-assertive bop on the nose you might get somewhere.  But only yelling is lazy.

On Thursday morning I was feeling a little down on myself.  I had misplaced my wallet the night before and was ruminating on all the hassles I was going to have to go through to get everything back.  I was tired and crabby and was not really in the mood to lift.  I did it anyway and ended up having a very solid session.  I felt a lot better at the end than I did at the beginning, and when I was done I had a message on my phone from the coach at the Schroeder Aquatic Center where I thought I had dropped my wallet.  He had everything that was in the wallet (I wasn’t carrying any cash so it was just cards) but no actual wallet.  My driver’s license, credit and debit cards, insurance cards, and even old unused gift cards were all present, but no wallet.  I didn’t really care about the wallet, I was just glad to have my stuff back and glad that I decided to nut up and lift instead of pout like a baby since everything worked itself out in the end.  That’s the power of exercise people.

Since this is Monday morning I hope everyone attacks today with everything they got and has a kick ass rest of the week.  And FYI, you don’t have to wait until next Mother’s Day, or Father’s Day or any day for that matter, to tell the great people in your life that you appreciate all they’ve done for you.  Now go do something great.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Troy Dequaine's Guide To Manliness, Vol. 1

In no particular order this list is just a few rules to live by.  If we as men followed these and our heads more and our dicks less the world would be a much better place.  Ladies, some of these rules apply to you as well.  This list is by no means complete.  If you have any rules to add drop them in the comments but keep it as apolitcal as possible.


Knives > Scissors
The bigger the knife the better.  Always.

Making Something > Buying something (food included)
Using your hands and your brain to create feels so much better than swiping a credit card.

Women > Girls
Any man that’s dated a woman knows exactly what I’m talking about.

Reading > TV
Get engaged in what you are doing and learn something.

Pickup Trucks > Family Sedans
Trucks have been the vehicles of men forever.  Don’t turn your back on history.

Family Sedans > Minivans
If you’re thinking about getting a minivan just get a SUV and save yourself the embarrassment.

Whiskey > Beer
Whiskey was handed down to men from gods on high.  Drink accordingly.

Beer > Anything that is colored pink or has an umbrella
If your drink has an umbrella your ass had better be on vacation.

Lifting > Cardio
Picking heavy things up and putting them down is about as primal as it gets.

Cardio > Nothing
Being fat and strong is ok.  Lean and weak is passable, barely.  Being fat and weak is grounds for 
termination.  Train accordingly.

Being alive > Being a zombie (literally and figuratively)
“Life is a garden, dig it.” –Joe Dirt

Sacking Up > Being a little bitch (goes without saying)
Stop complaining.  Do what needs to be done when it needs to be done.

Being Muscular > Being effeminate (see above)
Despite what the media and most women say, women want a man that will protect them and their offspring.  It’s in their genes.

Dogs > Cats
Next person that says, “My cat thinks he’s a dog!” gets unfriended- from life.

Sports War
You’re playing a game, not going into battle. 

“Beast Mode” does not exist within the confines of the gym or of sport.
Neither does “hardcore”. 

Eating Meat > Being a Vegetarian
Why go against nature, evolution, and the fact that some animals practically jump onto your plate saying, “EAT ME!”?  It doesn’t make sense.

Bullet Points and Lists > Long-ass Dissertations
Case-in-point, this article.

Class > Swag
Having class can help open a lot of doors in life.  Your swag won’t pay your bills in ten years.

Confidence > Cockiness
Absolutely no one likes the loud-mouthed douchebag.  I shouldn’t even have to say it.

Mindful Play > Mindless Work
This goes back to being a zombie.  Every now and then act like a kid and play a sport or climb a tree or play tag with your kids.  The point is, “Those that do not move, do not notice their chains.” –Rosa Luxemburg

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Weekend Update: Weasels, Explosions, and a Wedding


Monday
Pendlay Row: 230 x 123123123
Bench: 245 x 5

Tuesday
Squat: 345 x 123123123
Snatch: 143 x 2 x 5
Bulgarian Split Squat: 5x10

Thursday
Push Press: 190 x 123123123
Hang Clean: up to 198 x 5
Bench Press: 5 x 10; 125, 145, 170, 170, 145

Friday
Dead Lift: 445 x 123123123
Power Clean: 220 x 5 x 3

I definitely can’t complain about this week of training.  No weights were missed, some felt downright easy (squats for some reason) and I’m feeling ok.  My traps and upper back are all kinds of knotted up though.  I’m going to have to do some serious rolling and stretching.  But I could say that about a lot of my body parts so I guess it don’t mean much.

I successfully weaseled my way out of jury duty this week.  In the words of the immortal Homer Simpson, “Don’t discourage the boy.  Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.”  It feels good to shirk your duty to the state.  I pay my taxes though so I don’t really care.

Me getting out of jury duty.
I’ve been reading Movement by Gray Cook recently.  It’s more or less a classic in the fitness and rehab industry.  In his chapter on squatting he makes a very interesting observation.  We learn as babies to squat from the bottom up yet we teach people to squat from the top down when the movement becomes dysfunctional.  If you ever watch a child play they have amazing mobility and, at most times, control over the positions they put themselves in.  They can squat, run, jump, and climb with relative ease whereas most of us would struggle mightily.  In the course of life we don’t continue to play like kids do and instead put ourselves through rigid exercise patterns.  I’m just as guilty as everybody.  My hips and upper back are a bit wonky because until recently I’ve rarely ventured outside my exercise box.  Cook calls it movement atrophy and he’s absolutely right.  We lose that which we don’t maintain and smooth, efficient, pain-free movement is no different.
If you don't use it you lose it.
Amy and I have the first of five weddings this summer this weekend.  I’ve definitely entered that age where every other weekend is a wedding.  My friend and co-worker Matt was telling me if a few circumstances were different he’d have around a dozen to go to this summer.  And in a few years it’ll be baby showers.  I’m not complaining a bit though as any senior citizen can tell you what gatherings come next in the natural cycle of life.  Hopefully that’s more than a few years away.

I finished the book Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand.  The story is centered around former Olympic runner and WWII bombardier Louis Zampirini.  The plane he is in goes down over the Pacific and he ends up lost at sea.  It’s a pretty amazing story of the human will to survive.  Hillenbrand is very good at laying down the facts but could add a little bit more of her own flair to the story.  You get the feeling of watching a movie instead of being in the story with the characters.  That aside, I thought it was an amazing book and an even better story.

I’m trying an experiment on my Olympic lifts and in turn my strength lifts as well.  In my article Lift Fast to be Fast I wrote about how the more efficient you are at activating the big, powerful type II muscle fibers generally the more explosive and stronger you’ll be.  Most coaches will perform fast lifts like jumps and 
Olympic lifts first and then strength lifts after.  This is done to activate the Type II fibers so they are ready to go for the strength lifts.  I’m going to do the same thing just in the opposite order.  I’ve been performing my strength work first which will get all the musculature excited and ready to go and then my Olympic lifts and jumps after. 

My thoughts are that performing the fast lifts first and then the strength lifts will improve gym performance of the strength lifts.  I want to see if performing the strength lifts and then the fast lifts improves the fast lifts and ultimately explosiveness which is the main goal of sport. 

There are a few problems I see with my approach.  The first is that I never took any baseline levels of explosiveness.  No verticle jump test, no Olympic maxes, nothing.  As much as I like to read and write about science and studies I’m pretty shitty even when it comes to simple n=1 experiments.

I want this to happen every time I jump or do Olympic lifts.
The second is that the fatigue from the strength lifts will lead to me executing, and thus reinforcing, the fast lifts with poor technique.  This is the reason that most coaches do the fast lifts first and strength second.  The fast lifts are relatively easy on the nervous system and for the most part won’t negatively affect the strength lifts.  Being fatigued could lead to poor technique and in a worst case scenario an injury.  I've got nothing going for me right now though so I’m willing to give it a shot.

That’s all I got for this week.  I hope everyone has a great weekend ahead with lots of running, jumping, climbing, dancing, grilling, boating, swimming, and fun having.  PEACE!  I’M OUTTA HERE!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

The Trouble With Studies

I generally tend to trust the results and conclusions drawn from most studies in the exercise science field (especially if it supports my various theories *wink*).  But there are times when I’ll read an exercise science study and it will be interesting and provoke some thought but will ultimately not say anything that pertains to me or my profession. 

The scientific method and the results we draw from it is the best tool we have come up with to date to investigate and learn about the world we inhabit.  From the invention of the wheel to the apple falling on Newton’s head to Los Alamos science and its method have made this world a better place for each successive generation.  We use applied math to get physics, applied physics to get chemistry, applied chemistry to get biology (anatomy and physiology), and then applied biology to get kinesiology and exercise science.  Those last two are anything but straightforward.

Extrapolation

This is probably the biggest problem area when it comes to drawing conclusions.  Most studies are done on a specific population or done in a way that extremely isolates the variable being studied.  Studies need to be done this way otherwise the results are not terribly valid since there will be too many confounding.

I came across a recent study done in Japan that showed that when cardio was performed after strength training there was a higher instance on the biomarkers of muscle synthesis (muscle building)… in middle-aged, untrained men.  Oh.  Most, if not all, exercise science studies are very specific.  They are specific to population and method.  An increase in muscle protein synthesis is great for my middle-aged, untrained, male clients but extrapolating that out to every other client (trained, young, female, etc.) is something that I cannot do.  I can say that there may be a correlation for all other populations based on this one study but that advice should be taken with a grain of salt.

Then there is the whole getting the same results with different methods thing.  In the study the participants performed either 8x8 leg extensions at 70% of their 1-RM, 40 minutes of cycling at 55% of peak VO2 output, or both.  It is suspect at best to say that you’ll get an increase in muscle synthesis when you perform an upper body dominant workout followed by running even if you are an untrained, middle-aged male.  Leg extensions and cycling are both relatively quad dominant exercises which may have had something to do with the results. 

Correlation vs. Causation

There is not one shred of evidence that says smoking causes cancer.  Oh, there is a very high correlation, but causality has never been proven.  I’ll let you unexploded your head and put down that shotgun before I explain.  Lots of people who smoke get cancer right?  Yep.  Well so do a lot of people who don’t smoke.  And a lot of people who do smoke don’t get cancer.  If smoking caused cancer, then 100% of smokers would get cancer.  But they don’t.  A lot of smokers die healthy as a horse.

My whole point is that causality is an extremely difficult thing to prove when it comes to the inner workings of the human body (I used this to win an argument against a kid that goes to MIT.  It may have been my proudest moment ever.).  I would never say that there are no harmful side effects to smoking.  But there is no way to prove that all the smokers who have gotten cancer wouldn’t have gotten it anyway if they hadn’t smoked.  But seriously, don’t smoke.

This brings me to a literal cash cow in the research field.

The Current State of Obesity Research

As the collective American waistline has exploded so has obesity research.  It seems that just about every other week there is a new study that shows that some compound, either exogenous (coming from outside the body) or endogenous (coming from within), leads to weight loss or lowers blood pressure or yadda yadda yadda.  In the coming years I feel the biggest implications will be for those who are at risk for developing type II diabetes.

Obesity and all of the diseases that are highly correlated with it- cancer, diabetes, heart disease, metabolic syndrome,etc.- is a condition that is primarily brought on by lifestyle.  Yes there are people who have legitimate hormonal claims for their excess weight, but they are few and far between.  The rest of us it seems would rather live a life of excess and take umpteen pills per day instead of eat healthfully and exercise.

Then there are those who fall victim to all of the marketing companies that disguise themselves as supplement companies.  Whenever you see a claim that looks like this, “Scorch 57% more fat with Raspberry Ketones (or any weight loss supplement)!  Clinically proven to melt stubborn belly fat!”  I just shake my head.  I first ask myself, “57% of what?”  More often than not it’s 57% of three pounds or so.  This means the compound helped you lose about 1.5 more pounds however long the study was, usually 12-16 weeks.  That may sound like a boon town until you realize that proper eating habits and consistent exercise can help you do that in a week instead of four months and at no extra cost.  You take your pick.

A big topic of discussion these days on obesity research is now dealing with the hyper-palatability of food.  It seems our brains are not wired to be able to handle the high amounts of sugar, salt, and fat that are present in most foods, especially processed foods.  In a nutshell, all the fatty, sugar-filled, processed food desensitizes our brain’s pleasure centers and leads us to seek more of the food that gives us the happy happy good time feelings that we crave.  In other words, we become addicted to it. 

While it is somewhat fascinating learning what is going on in our heads when we start on the second pound of Doritos for the night I can’t help but think, “So eat something else.”  It is a conundrum that people will devour food that is of horrible quality and not much better tasting when they have much better tasting options readily available to them.  I would much rather eat six dollars’ worth of steak that I bought from the grocery store than six dollars’ worth of Taco Bell.  Yet that’s what most people do.

And right now pharmaceutical companies are hard at work to develop medication that reverses this process in the brain and all the other damage done by diabetes, heart disease, and metabolic syndrome.  You know what else works for all of those things?  Yep, eating healthfully and exercising regularly (especially strength training).  But big pharmaceutical companies don’t want you to know that.  They have bottom lines to protect.

Methods to the Madness

When looking at exercise related studies it is important to note the methods of the study.  The methods section is where you find out exactly how the study was carried out.  It will tell you specifics of the population(s) and specifics of what exactly they did to get the results the researchers got, and what exactly the researchers measured to get the results that they came up with.  This section is also where studies usually fall apart.

A recent study was performed to test whether kettle bell exercises or barbell exercises were superior to increase athletic performance, i.e. jumping and sprinting.  The kettle bell group performed their exercises with a fixed weight of 35 pounds whereas the barbell group performed their exercises at a given percentage of their 1 rep maximum.  Right there the study is deeply flawed.  For the most part there should only be one variable changed between the groups, kettle bells vs. barbells.  But now you’ve got differing loading parameters.  Any results after that is uncovered should be taken with a grain of salt at best and thrown out at worst.

And that’s just one example.  As unfortunate as it is many times researches will be pressured from the people that are funding the study to get results that are consistent with the funder’s interests.  It’s hard to circumvent this as most research is privately funded by groups that are not giving away money for the pure love of scientific research.  They want a return on their investment.  If you want a certain answer, chances are there is a way to find it.

Reductionism

Reductionism is the process of controlling for all variables except for the one being experimented on.  If you’ve ever gone through a human biology class or even thought about all the things your body does without you even thinking about it you realize reductionism is not how the body works.

Many kinesiological studies are done with EKG which measures muscle activity in one or more muscles.  The problem with this is that the body is much more coordinated than many think.  The other problem is that different people have different compensations.  Which means that in a study measuring gluteus maximus activity in a certain exercise could have widely varying degrees of muscle activity due to differences in how people’s bodies coordinate muscle activity.  It’s not the movement that is different; it’s how people’s bodies complete the task.

The same goes for physiological (hormones, body fluids, metabolism, etc.) studies.  There are so many different hormones and compounds at work when a person eats and digests a simple compound, like glucose, the simplest sugar for instance, that to control and study any one of them is exceedingly difficult at best.  These studies can give us a good idea of what is going on but will never tell the whole story.

This brings me to the subject of the GI and GL (glycemic index and glycemic load) of foods.  Foods with a higher GI tend to have a greater impact on insulin and blood sugar levels and produce a big glycemic load.  Foods with a low GI will not have a big impact on insulin, blood sugar levels, and glycemic load.  Those numbers were derived from test subjects eating a certain amount (I think it was 100 grams) of only that food and then having blood sugar and insulin tested.  Rarely is that done in the real world.  People eat meals of different foods.  A food that has a high GI when eaten alone will have a totally different GI when eaten with protein, fat, or even another food with a lower GI.

GI and GL are good reference points for food choices, but they should not be the only consideration.

Finally, The Good

I don’t want this to sound like I’m railing against science and finding things out, quite the contrary.  There are many people doing good science for the right reasons.  And that is to improve quality of life.  Studies that show increased bone density in women who strength train,correlate intermittent fasting with improvements in efficacy of cancer medications, and strength and movement training leads to reductions in ACLtears in female athletes are all examples of these. 

There is a difference to these studies and the ones that I’ve been talking about.  These studies are not anthropometric (easily measurable results such as strength increases, reduction of body fat/weight, muscle gain, etc.) whereas most of the studies that are a little off base are.  The biggest factor is time.  I can’t look at a woman and say, “Yep, that strength training protocol really increased your bone density.”  X-ray vision would be cool but for now I’ll rely on scientists.

In Conclusion or, What the Hell Are We Looking At?

In the end studies only provide you a very myopic view on training.  I would much rather trust anecdotal evidence that has been proven true time and time again in training halls and training dungeons alike than a new study done in the sterile conditions of a lab.  Studies can show us increases in protein kinase or increased phosphorylation rates or an upregulation of mRNA but it doesn’t mean anything if it doesn’t produce tangible results. 

We aren’t after the biomarkers of hypertrophy, strength, and fat loss.  We want the results.  Anecdotal evidence and experience should drive the choices we make regarding training and nutrition.  Did something work for you and not someone else, or vice versa?  If you’ve been exercising and experimenting with it for any period of time you know that that’s how it goes.  Studies should merely serve as a means of confirmation. 


If I find something that helps me improve strength and hypertrophy and fat loss that bucks scientific literature I really don’t care, and neither should you.  Fitness is a journey, not an end point.  Keep learning and reading but never stop experimenting.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Weekend Update, Draft Day, and Head Lice


Monday:
Pendlay Rows: 230x123123123
Bench: 245x5

Tuesday:
Squat: 325x123123123
Snatch
RDLs

Thursday:
Push Press: 180x123123123
Bench: 145x10x5

Friday:
Dead Lift: 425x123123123
Power Cleans: 210x5x3
Shrugs: 5x10

I had another really good week of training.  Nothing felt like it was way too heavy.  All in all they were four very solid 80% sessions.

I have noticed my mobility is starting to suffer.  I had some hip pain this week that is more than likely from a long series of tightnesses.  My psoas, which runs along the front of your leg and attatches to your pelvis is tight and pulls on my TFL which pulls on my glute medius which pulls on the top fan portion of my IT band which gives me discomfort.  It never ceases to amaze me how integrated the human body is.

I’ll be writing up a 10 minute mobility workout that I’m going to do every night and maybe in the morning.  It won’t be anything magical, just some rolling out and stretching.  I tried to do some self-ART on my bicep on Friday and now it’s a bit sore.   I’ve mentioned in the past that the right side of my upper body is less developed than the left.  I’m going to hypothesize that that is from my brachialis, which sits under the biceps, being either tight or stuck to humerus.  This will pull the humeral head forward in the shoulder socket causing impingement and impaired activity.  Getting this unstuck and stretched out will hopefully resolve it.  If not I’ll figure something out.

I’ve been living in darkness this past week.  I forgot my glasses at Amy’s and don’t like to put my contacts in early in the morning as they will then be dried out and useless my two in the afternoon.  I’m near-sighted so I can still type and read but it does get a little fuzzy.  Not like my dad who could probably be considered legally blind.  Without his glasses he sees colors and fuzzy shapes and that’s about it.  So I’ve got that going for me…which is nice.

I made an Amazon raid last week and have since gotten all the books in.  I think I’m going to start doing this every other month or so to force myself to read.  I ordered five books and some of them will probably be detailed in another recommended reading post.  If you are a fan of historical stuff, specifically World War II, you should check out Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand.  It was recommended to me by four or five different people and so for it is a fascinating read. 

My weight has been slowly moving north.  I broke 200 pounds for the first time in a few months, besides being bloated from a few weekend beers, on Friday.  I’m probably going to adjust my diet to try and hold 200 for the next few weeks.  The hard part is on weekends.  I tend to, as the French say, “Black out and eat everything within arm’s reach and drink until I pass out standing up and smack my head on the tank of a toilet.”  Those silly French have words for everything!

The topic of lice came up at the gym the other day.  A client’s daughter had it go through her fourth grade class so we started talking about it.  I said the worst part of having lice would be that forever you would be the kid that had lice in fourth grade.  At that kid’s ten year high school reunion some asshole will bring it up and it will bring back the rush of negative feelings and finger pointing and giggling girls.  Maybe it’s because I never had it but I automatically look down on people that did.  When someone tells me they had lice the picture in my head is of them being barefoot, wearing a potato sack to school and incessantly itching their head.  In other words, I see them as a hillbilly.  Man I hope I never get lice.

Hillbillies.
I had wings with my friend Joe on Wednesday at a local bar and grill and they were fantastic.  The best were the BBQ bacon. In college we used to go out for wings every week at a bar near campus and those were awesome too. Damn I love wings…while I’m eating them.  Afterwards is a different story.  So it goes with a lot of the foods I used to love.  Not eating them even on a semi-regular basis means that they mess with my insides big time.  Doughnuts and really anything with a lot of sugar is my bugaboo.  You do not want to be around me after I’ve eaten anything with a lot of sugar.  Trust me.

These need to be in my belly RIGHT NOW!
This week was draft week.  Back when the draft was on a Saturday/Sunday it was like Christmas.  Lots of day drinking, grilling, riding in shopping carts, batman costumes, karaoke and shit-talking amongst fans from opposing teams.  Draft Saturdays were by far some of the best times I had in college.  And this Saturday could be the same.  A bunch of us are going bowling, grilling, and watching the late rounds.  Boom.

Science.
On a final note I want to wish my dad a happy birthday.  If you see him give him a titty twister or a hearty slap on the back or something.  He won't read this so he'll have no idea what's going on.  Knowing him he's probably only mildly aware that it's even his birthday.  The man is a work-a-holic.  He can't live without work-a-hol.  Anyways, love you dad and happy birthday!

And with that I hope everyone has a great weekend and a better week ahead.  Catch you on the flip side.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Weekend Update and Not-So-Random Thoughts


Monday

Pendlay Rows: 220 x 123123123

Bench: 240 x 5

Tuesday

Squat: 305 x 123123123

Jumps

RDLs: 5x10

Thursday

Push Press: 170 x 123123123

Hang High Pulls: 3x5

Bench Press: 120 x 5 x10

Friday

Deadlift: 405 x 123123123

Power Clean: 200 x 5 x 3

Shrugs: 5 x 10

This was a very good week of training this.  Weights were on the low end of where they are going to be so nothing was too much of a struggle.  Every week my squat and deadlift are going to move up twenty pounds and my push press and Pendlay row will move up by ten.  By the time I’m done with this phase the weights will be very heavy for me for the amount of volume I'm doing with them.

I also increased my calories this week.  When people go on diets, especially low carbohydrate diets, there is usually an adjustment period where they feel crappy and sluggish.  This is because the body is used to using dietary carbohydrates as fuel and when you don’t give it that there is a period where the body waits to see if things will go back to normal and it’s somewhat inefficient at taking fat stores to use as energy.  Once the body adapts to the new diet then things usually sail smoothly from there.  I’m experiencing the opposite side of that coin.  I don’t normally eat a lot of carbohydrate so adding a bunch in is both delicious but also a little uncomfortable.  I’ve got a little bloating (which is a good thing) and more gas than normal.  Just need to ride out the thunder storm and all will be well.

I’m not sure what took me so long but Pandora is the shit.  It’s a free internet radio where you create your own stations based on artists or genres you like.  You can also listen to stand up comedy among other stuff.  Highly recommend it.

I’m still doing intermittent fasting.  With the increase in calories I’m usually not even hungry until the fast is supposed to be over.  On Friday I lifted around 1:30 pm and hadn’t eaten anything besides coffee and water prior to that.  No adverse effects on the lift to report.  After I was done I had a protein shake and an hour later I ate some chicken breast and broccoli.  About an hour and a half after that I basically had to force down my next meal because I wasn’t even hungry.  On very infrequent occasions I like to stuff myself but I really don’t like to be uncomfortably full.  I’m trying to put on some weight so that meal is essentially a training session.  That’s what I’m going to tell myself.

Here is what a normal day’s food list looks like:

10 grams BCAAs before/during training

50 grams whey post workout

~35 grams protein from meat and a steam-in-bag bag of veggies, usually broccoli

4 whole eggs, 5 egg whites, 1 can black beans, 1 orange

1 sweet potato, ~60 grams protein from meat, 6 ounces frozen blueberries, 1 orange

That’s quite a bit of food for me.  That may increase if I feel my recovery isn’t going well, otherwise that’s what it’s going to look like for the next few weeks.

One of the things that Amy and I have enjoyed doing is trying different micro-brews and import beers.  So far I’ve been a big fan of all of New Glarus’ beers- Spotted Cow has been a favorite of mine for a long time- and Avalanche, which is made in Colorado.  I can honestly drink most beers though.  It’s all about learning to appreciate the beer for what it’s supposed to taste like, not disliking it because it doesn’t taste like your favorite, which is probably something shitty like Miller Light.


I haven’t been writing a lot lately in case you hadn’t noticed.  It’s mostly from a bit of writer’s block.  If there are any topics any of you would like researched and written on leave a comment and I’ll see what I can do.  They can literally be anything you’d like to see on here; training, nutrition, recent research, motivation, whatevs.

I tried an experiment this week and it turned out really well.  I put organic butter in my morning coffee.  I used a half tablespoon of organic butter because butter from grass-fed cows is about 1.3 billion times better than vegetable spread or regular creamer which are literal well-springs of trans fat.  Margarine, by the way, was like Viagra in that it is one of those accidental discoveries.  It was originally developed to be an industrial lubricant.  I can only imagine some guy named Ricky Wayne Hillbilly getting it on his hands and then in his mouth and commenting on how it tasted like butter.  Think about that shit next time you slather it on your morning muffin.

Anyway, if you like coffee and you like popcorn chances are you’ll like this.  It gives it a different type of creaminess.  If you have an immersion blender it will probably work better than my method of just whisking it with a fork.  With my method the butter sits at the top, with the blender it will mix better.  Give it a shot but remember to use organic butter, and organic coffee for that matter.

I just ordered five books from Amazon.  I’ll comment on them as I finish them.  Some are training related, some are business related, and some are just books that I want to read.  I’m thinking from now on every other month or so I’m going to order three books, one from each of those categories.  I’m working to create more time to read.  I’m also always looking for suggestions on stuff to read.  So if you have any awesome books drop a comment. 

You could also drop a comment just to say hi or that you liked this article or didn’t like that one.  If you are a card carrying member of the grammar police you can just keep it to yourself, unless it’s something so egregious that it changes the message of what I’m trying to say.  If that’s the case by all means let me know.
Nerds.
It’s 6 am Saturday morning and Saxon is clamoring to go for a walk.  I hope everyone has a great weekend and a great week ahead.  I also hope it starts acting like spring.  Temps in the forties are bullshit.  Step up your game Wisconsin.