Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds. – Henry Rollins.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Thursday- How Much Ya Bench
Front Plate Raises: 3x15
Band Tricep Pushdowns: 3x25
Face Pulls: 3x15
Bench felt good today. I wanted 285x5 but I'm happy with three. In my last cycle I was doing 285 for one or two off of a 4-board. This video sums up my lift.
How much ya bench?
by Shakey74
Finished today with 12 prowler pushes with Nick Zek. We had very little rest time. Pretty much the amount of time it took us to walk 20 yards. I then caught a bad case of the prowler flu. Lots of coughing, sweating, and staring into the middle distance in a trance-like state.
My New Year's Resolution is.......nothing. I don't really beleive in New Year's Resolutions. If there is something in my life that is negative or is keeping me from reaching the goals I have set for myself, I'm not going to wait until a new year to change it. A woman I used to train once told me her soon-to-be-ex-husband's new year's resolution was to be a better father. Are you shitting me? Be a better father? What a douche. Why even have kids? Obviously this is an extreme example but it goes for any new year's resolution. Waiting for some seemingly arbitrary day to clean up your act is asinine to me. If you want to lose weight, quit eating like shit. If you want to spend more time with your family, scale back your work hours. If you want to be nicer to other people, find a charity you like and get your ass in gear. My main point is, don't use the new year as excuse to extend your bad habit/behavior. Start the moment the thought to change enters your head. As a football coach of mine used to say, "You don't like it? Get better."
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Sailor Arms
Blob: bunch of sets of about 15 secs. each with two hands
Fat Bar pull up holds: Put the fat bar on top of the rack and hung on for as long as I could for 4 sets
Tennis Ball Squeezes: 50 each hand
Sand Squeezes: 50 each hand
My hands and forearms were pretty fried after this so I didn't do anything else. Tomorrow I am going to lay out my New Year's resolution. It's going to kick your resolution's ass.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. -Elizabeth Taylor
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Tuesday ME Squat
Rack Pulls (6" high): 265x3; 375x3; 465x3; 555x1
Reverse Hypers: 3x15
GH hypers: 3x12
GH Sit-ups: 3x12 w/ 35#
Squats felt strong today. My plan was to work to a 5rm and 455 is right there. I video taped a couple of sets and I noticed that my knees tend to come forward towards the end of the sets. The first 2-3 reps are usually good, then the knees creep forward on the descent. This is something that I will definitly keep an eye on.
The rack pulls were a little lower than last week. I was pretty beat from the squats so they felt pretty heavy today. That being said once I got the weights past my knees the lock out came fast.
Reverse and Glute Ham hypers really killed my posterior chain. I will be lucky to get through the day without one or both hammies crampping up.
All in all it was a great training session. Tomorrow will either be light cardio to shake out some soreness or completely off. I think prowler pushes or tire flips may be in order.
Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong. Winston Churchill
Monday, December 28, 2009
Monday DE Bench
Skull Crushers: 3x8
DB MP: 3x6
Wide Lat Pull Ups: 5x3
Bench went well. I tried some new stuff with my technique which seemed to help. I focused on keeping my wrists locked and my forearms straight up and down. We'll see on Thursday how everything transfers.
Went to the Packer game yesterday with Matt, Allison, and my good friend Tyler. Awesome game to go to. Not too cold, Packers kicked ass and locked up a playoff spot. After the game Allie, Matt, and I rode home with my stepdad Pete, my uncle Matt, and my aunt Patti. The elders in the car were pretty lit up as they did not have to work in the morning. On the ride home someone had the idea to stop and take pictures by a water park in Green Bay. After a few left turns we were in the parking lot of the water park. Once we were out of the car I was challenged to hop the fence. In the past I have not been a strong fence climber and I was wearing large boots and Carhatt bibs so I tried to talk my way out of it as I wasn't feeling too cat-like. I told the person issuing the challenge that if he did it I would do it. The challenger then successfully climbed the fence. At the top instead of swining his leg over and lowering himself down he did a barrell roll over the top and fell back first on to two inches of snow on top of two inches of cement. I then climbed over to help first and show up to the challenge second. Some teeth were chipped, prides were hurt, we were all nervous about what my mom was going to say/yell, but all is well that ends well.
I also want to say congrats to fellow NX Level strength coach Jake on being invited to compete in the Arnold Classic Amature Strongman Showcase. This is a big deal because it recognizes Jake as one of the top amature strongmen in the country. Keep up the good work Jake and we will all be cheering for you.
Great ideas originate in the muscles. Thomas A. Edison
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Frohe Weihnachten!!
Christmas was great this year. Here is the low down.
Christmas #1: Dad's Side
Went to my aunt Lori's house for Christmas like we have the last couple of years. Lot's of people, lots of food, lots of kids, lots of dogs. We ate a Christmas Brunch. French toast, eggs, bacon, ham, cheesy hash browns with baked corn flakes on top, toast, and fruit. There were probably 5 or 6 different chefs in the kitchen preparing the meal. My Uncle Scotty has always been toast boy, but this year my cousin Geoff's wife Kelli releived him of his duties. There were also ffour young girls under the age of five there. It has been a long time since I have been a part of or watched little kids opening presents on Christmas. It was very nice to see how excited they got over the presents. My fraternal grandparents were also in attendance. I have a belief that they are both going to live forever. My grandpa Duke has sliced his neck open on barb wire while sledding, been hit by two cars, served in the European theater during WWII, was a letter carrier for many years, and from what I hear was somewhat of a badass in his more spry years. My grandma Bev has survived breast cancer, a burst stomach ulcer, and has lived with her right side being paralyzed since she was 11 among other things. My grandma has alzheimer's disease so she doesn't really recognize anybody, nor can she feed herself. But yesterday she was an absolute ninja about stealing cookies from the tray. She probably ate at least half a dozen yet nobody saw her reach for the cookies. At one point she was even eating two cookies stacked on top of each other. I don't get a chance to see this side of my family all that often, so it is always good to see them .
Christmas #2: German Christmas
This year we decided to have a German themed Christmas. On the menu was roast goose and duck, potato dumplings, beer boiled brussel's sprouts, steamed red cabbage, a mushroom dish my grandma made, and brote (rye bread). My contribution was the braunschweiger pate` and pumpernickel cocktail bread.
We opened presents before we ate as we always do. And again we all over gave. From my mom a got a collage of pictures in a poster sized frame. Very cool.
As soon as I got to the party I started with the Jameson and waters. I felt good after the first one, and a little drunk after the third one. I made a sixth one for dinner but couldn't finish it. Too much food. Due to my alcohol consumption and lack of sleep the night before I almost fell asleep and definitely passed out right after dinner. Because of this I missed the exchange game that we play. The theme this year was unusual kitchen gadgets. I gave a strawberry huller and got a thing that takes corn off of the cob. I also missed the charity reports. We all did something charitable at some point this year and we reported on it. I was filled in on others and filled in on mine in the morning. After I passed out on the couch my sister took it upon herself to embarass me to the rest of the family. She put bows on my head, bells around my ankles, and some red stuff over my eyes. Revenge is a dish best served cold...not this year. My aunt helped me to bed and before I fell asleep Icould hear my grandma talking downstairs. I hung my head in shame that my grandma stayed up later than I did and probably drank just as much as me. I'm proud of her though.
Got up this morning and trained at the YMCA were I spent my formative training years. I could write a book on the stuff I saw,but I will save that for another time. Here's how it went down:
DE Squat: 8x2 @ 255
DE Deadlift: 6x1@ 285
Goodmornings: worked up to 275x3
Hamstring Curls: some sets, some reps
Abs
Squats went well. On made an ass out of myself on the first set. The J hooks come away from the rack to move them. When I went to take the weight on the first set the J hook got stuck on the bar and made a loud screeching noise. I recovered though and made no other scenes the rest of the day. Now it's time for a nap, shower, and a high school friends wedding. Should be a great time.
Dei Aufhebung ist wunderbar. (The lifting is wonderful)
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Thursday ME Bench
Plate Front Raises: 45x12; 55x12; 60x12
Band Tri Pushdowns: 3x25
Face Pulls: 3x15
Pronated Lat Pulldowns: 2x12
Bench went ok. All reps done with an index-finger-on-the-ring grip I didn't use a spotter so I think my confidence was somewhat affected. The 265 went really slow and almost not at all. Something to build on. I think I figured out my problem(s) with my bench. When my weights are 90% and less than my 1rm my technique feels really good from my point of view. When the weight gets closer to my max I'm not trusting my technique. My elbows flair and I push the bar straight up. I feel this intense need to get the bar off my chest and I throw my technique out the window. More mental than physical.
Josh and Russ came in today and I had them do some strongman circuits. They were both feeling the effects of the bottle flu. The circuits got them to sweat at least a little bit of it out. It says a lot about their character that they came in. A lot of kids their age wouldn't think twice about skipping the workout. But, they are both very committed to getting better and I am all the willing to help them, even on an off day (although all I did was open the door and write the program. They didn't need any coaching or motivation.).
Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little. Epicurus
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Conditioning Wednesday
Tempo Runs: 65-70% sprint/walk 40 yds each way x10
Almost wasn't able to get this one in, but my schedule opened up a bit. A client brought in some Godiva chocolates today. Normally I don't like/trust boxed chocolates. I usually get stuck with the one that tastes like rancid lemons or toothpaste, but I couldn't go wrong with the Godiva's. Delish.
Back to real training tomorrow at NX. Might have a nice little crew. I invited some peeps to come over and train while I'm there. Should be a good day with a really good energy in the gym.
I'm not sure about other people, but I've become very neurotic about my training. If I have a planned lift or conditioning session I need to get it in. I can't accept not doing it or doing it another time. This may work well with others, but not me. On second thought I don't think that works well at all. I hear a lot of excuses in this industry about why they can't do this or can't do that and it's all b.s. My mom works full time and still finds time to train towards her goals. More often than not that is five o'clock in the morning before she goes to work. We did a triathalon this summer. She trained hard for it, I didn't train for the events, just kept lifting. She finished thirty seconds behind me. She's 52 and if she hadn't had to stop for a bathroom break she for sure would have beaten me. Last month she ran a half marathon in the same time she ran when I was a baby. She's 52. My point is that if you truely have a goal, whatever it is, you will find the time to do the things you need to do to accomplish it. If you don't, you never really had the desire to do it.
Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. Dion Boucicault
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Tuesday ME Lower
Rack Pulls: 265x3; 375x3; 485x3; 575x2
Reverse Hyper: 3x15
GH Hypers: 3x12 BW
GHR sit-ups: 3x10 w/ 25#
Squats felt good today. The first 455 I was a little high and cam forward out of the hole. Once I knew what to fix the next three sets went well. 505 was a little slower than I would have liked, but I'll take it. It's been mad long since I rack pulled. I am going to put these in to get some heavy deadlift work without taxing myself too bad. Every three weeks or so I will deload my squat and pull some heavy singles from the floor. Jake and I talked about this on Friday and it seems like a good idea.
People have been bringing in various holiday treats the last couple of days. Normally I would abstain from these, but since I am not being too strict with my diet at this point I am going to indulge. I am going to eat probably 85-95% clean, the rest dirty untill the middle of January and then bring it to 95-100% clean. Until then, time to enjoy life and being alive.
Clay lies still, but blood's a rover;
Breath's a ware that will not keep.
Up, lad: when the journey's over
There'll be time enough to sleep.
-from Reveille by A.E. Houseman
Monday, December 21, 2009
Monday- DE Bench
Skull Crushers: 3x8
DB Mil. Press: 3x6
Pull/Chin ups: 20 of each
Speed bench went well. I am experimenting with my grip during the sets. I am doing a few sets wider, narrower, and at my current grip width. It felt like I had the best speed with the wider grip. Thursday is my heavy bench day so I will see if there is any carryover.
It is now 3:11 pm and I have heard Paul McCartney's "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time" three times today. I'm all for holiday music but there needs to be a threshold with certain songs. The jingle bells song with the cats and dogs making their respective noises should not be played unless you are interrogating murder suspects or terrorists. If you happen to like that song don't tell me because we'll have problems. For my feelings on other "certain" Christmas songs here is Patton Oswalt's take on the sappy side of the spectrum.
Why is it that we are only kind to others during this season? If we got rid of our religious guilt and cared for and respected everyone regardless of what time of year it is I think everyone involved would be a little happier.
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? Douglas Adams
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Saturday 12.19.09
7:00 pm- I arrive; Brad is still sweating after getting out of the shower.
7:03 pm- I open my first beer.
7:10 pm- We start eating the appetizers. I remember there being a lot of dead animals and different cheeses. Thanks Adam.
8:15 pm- We start the white elephant gift exchange. I got The Clapper. Allie's collage of photoshopped images of all of us is a hit.
9:00 pm- After a lenghty dissertation on the rules of the game, we start playing Catchphrase.
9:07 pm- My uber-competetiveness comes rushing back in the form of empty threats, chauvenism, and bitter arguments over minor details of the rules of the game
9:53 pm- Three wins later the males team gets bored. Order of the genders is upheld. Males:1, females:2.
10:36 pm- Who invited McGill?
10:47 pm- Skee-ball is just another game for Allison to lose at.
11:10 pm- I find out I don't have to go to Envy.
11:11 pm- I crack open the Grey Goose.
11:53 pm- We start playing Categories, a simple yet extremely fun and interesting game. My idea.
12:47 am- Massive pee break ends Categories
1:38 am- A passed out Brad is still capable of eating cupcakes that are handfed to him.
2:12 am- I lose to Giff in a contest to eat a slice of Michelle's cheesecake in one bite. Apparently chewing isn't allowed. Whatever. Dumb rule.
4:35 am- I fall asleep on the couch with Molly's (Brad and Stacy's dog) butt in my face.
6:45 am- Giff leaves for work.
7:35 am- Nic and I leave for NX Level. I shouldn't be driving.
In the end I had too much to eat, too much to drink, and an awesome time with my co-workers. I feel extermely lucky to work with a great group of people.
I actually started to feel better as the morning went on. I think this is because of the Grey Goose. High end vodka apparently doesn't give too bad of hangovers. Duely noted. After work I trained.
Speed Squat: 10x2 @ 235 with a double black band
Speed Deadlift: 5x1 @ 264 with a black band
Good mornings: 135x8; 185x5; 225x5
Weighted Glute Ham: 3x8 w/ 50# db
Rope Pulldown Abs: 3x10
Dynamic Lower Body day went well. I was concerned going into it. Not much else to report. Have a safe and fun rest of the weekend.
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. Edith Sitwell
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Wednesday- GPP
Fat Bar Curls: 3x8
Just some conditioning today. I have probably said this four or five times in the past, but I am going to start putting more strongman events into my training. I like doing these much more than spinning my wheels on a treadmill or exercise bike. They help my conditioning and strength at the same time. I will probably stick to farmer's walks, plate carries, and tire flips since these are the easiest to set up. I forgot to post another PR I set on Saturday. I blew out my first pair of pants on my quest for size. I was happy and sad at the same time as they were my favorite pair of jeans. They now belong to Al's garbage. Oh well, these are the sacrifices I make for hugeness. BEEFCAKE!!
Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes. -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
ME Bench
EZ Bar Skull Crushers: 3x8
DB Military Press: 3x10
Pull Ups: 3x8 BW
Today was supposed to be a deload day but I said "the hell with it" and did a full dynamic bench day. It has been a long while since I benched against bands. I really feel this will improve my speed off of my chest and pushing through my lockout, my two problem areas. My assistance exercises for all my lift days are going to play out like this: heavy lower rep assistance on DE days, lighter and higher rep assistance on ME days. Today was a good day, but I've got a long way to go.
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
-Robert Frost "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening"
Monday, December 14, 2009
Meet and Weekend Recap
Squat:
450-good lift
485- good lift
507- no lift (depth)
Bench:
250- good lift
265- no lift (started my press early and try to catch my self which completely threw me off)
265- no lift (couldn't lock left arm)
Deadlift:
501- good lift
562- no lift (didn't lock out at the top)
562- good lift PR
Total:1297
Saturday was a mix of good and bad. My squat is getting better, but still needs a lot of work. My bench continues to be my weakest lift. I think my next training cycle will help this as I will be doing two bench workouts per week. One being a heavy lift, the other being a lighter speed day. Personal Record on the deadlift, so I can't be too upset. After the first attempt at 562 my face felt blown out. It felt like my face was stuffed with gauze and I could see tiny bruises under my eyes. I was already mad about the squat and bench so I went into the third attempt with a little fire in my gut. I think this may be one of my drawbacks. I have always been somewhat even-keeled when it came to competitions. I do this so I don't get too worked up and burn myself out. I need to learn to be able to turn it on and off at the right times in training and competitions. In summary some good, some bad, but I have a better feeling of what I need to do to accomplish the goals I have set for myself.
You gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet- Charlie Kelly
Weekend Recap
On Saturday Eric, Lance, and Al showed up as I was warming up for deadlift. My day was going rather shittily up to that point, but when I saw these guys it didn't matter. Hanging out with these guys is one of the things that makes my life worthwhile. I am always looking forward to the next time I see these guys. Anyways, after the meet we went back to Al's house so I could shower and change. We then went to Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. Troy likey, Troy want wingy. After BW3's we went to the grocery store to get stuff for the Sunday tailgate and then back to Al's. Tim showed up a little bit later. At Al's we kept it farily low key just drinking some beers and watching episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia. This is one of the absolute best shows on TV. If you have a chance to see it I highly reccomend it.
Sunday we got up early to go to Soldier Field to tailgate. At the tailgate it was us five, our buddy Joe, and Lance's dad Doug and his sister Kelly. The game obviously went well for the Packers, in that they won. I feel they left some points on the field and made some mistakes that they can't make come playoff time. My opinion of Soldier Field is that it is everything that Lambeau isn't. It is very maze-like and crowded inside, and getting out after the game is nothing but bottlenecks. I sarcastically asked Lance if there was only one exit when we were leaving and a random Bear's fan commented that I've got it good up in Lambeau. He said it was state-of-the-art and very easy to get around in. Soldier Field also feels very class segregated. There is one side that can go into the Caddilac Club which is a big heated area under the east side of the stadium. Lance even commented that commoners like us aren't allowed.
After the game we went back to Al's, got some wings, and Lance drove me back to Stallis. All in all a great weekend with great friends. Now it's time to get back to work.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Thursday-2 days out
Today's selection of my favorite training songs actually only recently came into my collection of music. NOFX's "The Quitter" is off their newst release, Coaster. This song rocks on many multiple levels. First off a kick ass bass line starts the song off (you should notice a trend here if you've been following), second the lyrics have a great upbeat tempo, third the way Fat Mike and Melvin harmonize gets my competetive juices flowing, and fourth the lyrics themselves play to a lifter's "no quit" attitude. The song is actually about keeping up the hapbit of recreational drug and alcohol use, but I relate more to the previously stated "no quit" attitude that it takes to be successful in any endeavor. The second to last lyric "you're famous and you're rich/ quit acting like a bitch" drives home my point. It doesn't matter where you come from or who your daddy is, you have to prove yourself to no one but yourself. If everyone "quit acting like a bitch" (in the sense of being whiny and counterproductive) everyone would be able to accomplish more in the weight room and in life. Have a listen.
On another note, it has been confirmed that this weekend will be one of the better of all time. Meet Saturday afternoon, drinking at my good friend Al's witha bunch more great college friends Saturday night, tailgating and Packers-Bears game Sunday. It doesn't get much better than that.
I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world. Thomas A. Edison
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Snow Day!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
4 Days Out
On bench my last warmup is going to be 225, with my opener being 250. No real problems here other than a lack of strength.
Everything is difficult before it is easy. Thomas Fuller
Monday, December 7, 2009
Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. J. Paul Getty
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Saturday 12.5.09
Power Clean: 5 sets of 1 @ 252
Standing Press: 5 sets of 1 @ 175
Deadlift: Worked to a single @ 525
Nothing too special today. Cleans and presses went well. Weight seemed to move pretty easily. I probably didn't warm up the best for my deadlift. 525 felt very heavy and I know my form was way off. I think it ended up being more of an RDL. Anyway today was the last heavy session. Early next week I will work up to my openers for the meet and do a lot of stretching and hip mobility stuff.
Envy tonight. It was a freak show last night. A woman who was easily 250 plus wearing a zebra print dress that would have looked scandalous on someone half her size was dancing like no one was watching. But there were people watching...and laughing.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Friday
WTF?!
Anyway, today I did a bunch of stretching, foam rolling, and hip mobility drills. My adductors are like piano wire right now, but after some mobility stuff I was able to get into the squat stance that I have been the strongest at (wide). Hopefully this hip mobility isn't too little too late for my meet. I also hope it doesn't throw me off if I try to go to my wider stance. I think if I commit to it over the next 9 days I should be fine.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Thurs- Bench
3 board: 275x3, 295x1, 225x15
Back/lats
Fat bar shrugs
Bench felt smooth today. At the meet I will really need to remember the "rack" call at the end of the lift. I matched my reps and weights from last week on board presses. I used a 4 board last week and a 3 board this week. I hope this means my lockout is getting stronger. I fell that this is my weakest of my weak links on bench.
Started thinking about my programming for my next meet in March. I am trying to decide between a linearish program outlined in Mark Rippetoe and Lon Kilgore's book Practical Programming for Strength Training, and a Westside template. After the meet I will assess where I need work and will choose the program the best addresses my weaknesses.
Also be sure to check out my other blog at nxlevelsportsperformance.blogspot.com. This is a training blog for my fellow NX Level trainers and me. Thanks.
Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory. George S. Patton
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Wednesday
Incline Treadmill: 20 mins
More rolling out and stretching
Today was nothing special. I'm going to try to do lots more corrective work. I have always fallen into the trap that when my mobility is good I don't need to stay on top of it. Then I get tight and have to start all over.
Something that has been on my mind lately is this low calorie beer crap. One thing that many people don't understand is that alcohol has 7 calories per gram. There are only so many carbs that can be taken out of the beer to reduce it's caloric load. The calories that are then taken out are from the alcohol. To me this is useless. This is probably due to the fact that alcohol companies are not required to place nutrition labels on their products. If they did then people would be able to compare different nutrient and alcohol values.
If the alcohol content is reduced then people will just drink more beers. Here is a dialogue from two friends, Lance and Morgan, in college. At the time Lance was thinking about dropping some Lbs.
Bullshit
Lance: I'm going to start drinking Michalob Ultra. You know, drop some pounds.
Morgan: Lance, you defeat the purpose of low carb/calorie beer when you drink 22 in one night.
Lance: You're right. Fuck it.
Not only is it crap that alcohol is taken out, but the taste is also reduced. I can't speak for everyone else, but I would rather drink full flavor/ calorie beer then watered down reduced claorie swill.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Tuesday Video
Here is the video compilation of my squats from today. The musical selection is Mastadon's "Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife". This song appeared in the opening credits of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.
As you can see I'm right about parallel. I feel I'm strong enough to handle heavier weights, I just need to get my depth issues worked out. Judges may call my depth and say no lift. I'd like it to be indisputable, but we will see how it plays out.
Tuesday
Sumo DL: 308x6, 352x5, 419x4
GH Hypers: 3x10 with 35#
Pull down Abs: 3x7
Prowler: 90lbs; 20 yds; x10; total time: 4:57
Prowler Flu: x1
I'm not wholly unsatisfied with my squats today. A few of the reps may have been high (I will post a video later). I also need to really focus on my technique. A few times I either float forward or relax at the bottom. This isn't a strength issue, just a focus issue.
I have now realized that my mobility is not where it needs to be to handle heavier weight. Specifically my hip flexors and adductors (groing). I need to spend more time on mobility drills, stretching, and rolling out.
The prowler difinitely humbled me today. I wanted to get the ten pushes in under 5 minutes, and I did, but it was harder than I thought it was going to be. I am going to be doing more finishers at the end of my workouts to bring my conditioning up and try to keep my weight in a holding pattern just under 220.
Wake: the silver duck returning
Up the breach of darkness brims,
And the ship of sunrise burning
Strands upon the eastern rims
-First stanza of Reveille by A.E. Houseman
Monday, November 30, 2009
25 yards each way x6
Only had a half hour so I had to get this one in quick. Suprisingly after eating like crap and drinking heavily Friday night I am still under 220. 220 is my weight limit for my upcoming meet on Dec. 12. After this meet I will decide if I want to try to move up to the 242 class. I'm not sure how I would feel at 242. I get the feeling I would be fat and out of shape. Moving from 200 to 220 was easy as far as the gain and I don't think I got too out of shape, or too much fattter. I'm thinking it would be a much different story going from 220 to 242. This change would require lots of peanut butter and cheese. We shall see though.
Squats tomorrow. Heavy singles this week. Based on how my singles go this week I will plan out my openers for the meet. I am going to stay conservative for my openers and then go for broke on my second and third attempts.
I don't fear failure. I only fear the slowing up of the engine inside of me which is saying, "Keep going, someone must be on top, why not you?" - George S. Patton
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Saturday
Power Clean: 5 sets of two at 242
Standing Press: 5 sets of three at 165
Deadlift: One set of three at 500
Here is a video of my second set of cleans and my work set of deadlift.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
What I'm Thankful For
4-board: 225x15
V-grip chins
Chest Supported Rows
Fat Bar Shrugs
Bench felt smooth. Bar moved very well. I am still pausing the first rep of each set to train for the meet. Towards the end of my sets my elbows tend to flare a bit early but I'm not too concerned right now.
A few things that I am thankful for: My family who I got to see last weekend; my friends who make my life fulfilling and definitely interesting; athletes like Josh Mohr who came and trained with us today; my coworkers (Jake, Brad, Nic, Matt, Jason, Allison, and Chris), who I consider friends; last but not least I am thankful for all the men and women who are responsible for me being able to live in the country that I do, believe the things I believe, and do the things I do. Happy Thanksgiving to all!
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Cardio and Motorhead
Incline Treadmill x10:00
Today's selection of my favorite training songs is Motorhead's Ace of Spades. This song opens up with simple yet highly kick ass bass riff with lots of distortion and drums that quickly build into a cresendo. Lemmy's ragged voice then starts screaming into your ears about gambling and losing and the ace of spades. Various gambling cliches populate the lyrics with the clincher being "You know I'm gonna lose/ And gambling's for fools/ But that's the way I like it baby/ I don't want to live forever." Lemmy's devil may care attitude permeates into your being and you give up all the shit that brings you down and just go for whatever you are going for, whether it's a max effort deadlift, telling someone where to go and what to do when they get there, or whatever. This song kicks ass from the first to last second. I would also highly reccomend the album Ace of Spades by Motorhead. Lots more ass kicking is contained inside the record.
On a final note Happy Thanksgiving to everybody! Enjoy the day, enjoy the company, and enjoy the food!
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Squat Videos
First set of 450x3
Here is 605x1 with briefs on. As you can see in the video I'm not real comfortable walking out any more than this. With a monolift things are different since my feet never move, but walking out anything over 600 is risky business.
11.24.09 Squats
Squat: (450x3)x5 Briefs on: 515x3, 605x1
Accessory and then Abs
Squats went pretty well today. I tried brining my stance in just a bit to try to get rid of my depth issues and this seemed to work. After my raw work sets I put my briefs on. I should really say that Nick, Matt, and I put my briefs on. Today was the hardest they have ever gone on. Getting the briefs over my Christmas hams made me sweat a great amount and left me out of breath. It's a ombination of bigger/fatter thighs and my legs being pumped with blood from my raw work. The cliche` of trying to shove a certain amount of shit into and inappropriate sized bag was the joke of the day.
If you are unfamiliar with briefs, they are basically a thick canvas pair of underwear. As I sit into them they stretch a bit and give me tremendous strength at the bottom of my squat. They will literally add 150 or so pounds to my squat max. I don't use them in competition but I do use them in training. They allow me to put more weight on my back and give me tons of central nervous system strength over the course of a training cycle. I will post a video or two later tonight.
Tomorrow I am going to bring you another installment of my favorite training songs. Which song? You will just have to wait.
Monday, November 23, 2009
11.23.09
w/ overhead slosh pipe walks; 50 yards
All for six rounds
Incline treadmill: 20 mins
Still feeling the effects of the weekend. I didn't gain as much weight as I thought I would have. I felt kind of full and out of breath most of the day. Sudden movements were out of the question. Conditioning went well. I didn't pass out so that's a plus. Squatting tomorrow. Should be interesting. It has been a while since I've had this weight on my back, but I'm sure it will go well.
Not for delectations sweet,
Not the cushion and the slipper, not the peaceful and the studious,
Not the riches safe and palling, not for us the tame enjoyment,
Pioneers! O pioneers!
Do the feasters gluttonous feast?
Do the corpulent sleepers sleep? have they lock'd and bolted doors?
Still be ours the diet hard, and the blanket on the ground,
Pioneers! O pioneers!
-from Pioneers! O Pioneers! by Walt Whitman
Time to get back to work and do some hard stuff. No more soft living.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
The Best Day of The Year Pt. 2
Attending the festivities were myself, my sister Stacy, her boyfriend Manny, my mom Cindy, my stepdad Pete, Pete's friends Gary, Kraig, and Jeff, my aunt Patti, my uncle Matt, Matt's friend George, and his daughter Nancy. I didn't let the fact that non-family members were in attendance affect my gluttony. Having all those people there was great for the conversation and atmosphere and I feel helped me in my quest.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
The Best Day of The Year Pt. 1
Trained at WABB (West Allis Barbell). Ambient temp wasn't too bad this morning, but those bars stay cold. Weights felt heavy this morning. I'm definitely not a fan of lifting right away when I wake up. I feel stiff and lathargic. I like to give myself about 3-4 hours before I start moving some weight. Can't use that as an excuse though. On the press and deadlift I wanted to do sets of five, but due to my weakness I had to settle for getting total reps. From things that I've read from some different authors either way is a horse apiece. I still wanted sets of five though.
PWR Clean: 3x3 @ 85%
Standing Press: 25 total reps @85%
Deadlift: 5 total reps @ 85%
Now for the real deal. I'm heading up to Geebs in about 10 minutes. I will spend the car ride getting my head right for the battle that is about to be waged. I will try to post before and after pics from Green Bay but I'm not 100% sure I will be able to. If not I will recap and post pics tomorrow. I don't have access to a scale so I won't do a before and after weight. Gotta go. It's game time.
One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. ~Luciano Pavarotti and William Wright, Pavarotti
Friday, November 20, 2009
Friday
No training today. Eating less food and drinking a ton of water in preparation for tomorrow. I'm thinking about doing before and after pics of my bloat. I'm a little scared of what might transpire. Anyways, happy Friday and check back tomorrow for updates.
The belly rules the mind. ~Spanish Proverb
Thursday, November 19, 2009
11.19.2009
5-board lockouts: 275x4, 295x1, 225x10
V-Grip chins: 8,8,6,6 with added chains weight
Kroc Rows:90x10, 120x12
Fat Bar Iso Hold Shrug:185x10,10
Bench felt ok. Paused the first rep of each set. Just trying different stuff with my accessory.
The Thanksgiving countdown has begun. As I recently posted I am going home this Saturday to celebrate with my family. Here is my itinerary for the day:
1pm-start eating
5-5:15- short bathroom break
9pm- finish eating
9:05pm-2pm(sunday)- putting myself into various positions on the couch to try to alleviate the pressure that has built up in my abdomen; feeling sorry for myself.
I can't f-ing wait.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
F+(Pb)or(Ch)=Y
Stretching and foam rolling
F+(Pb)or(Ch)=Y
It's a simple equation. It is also the key to making food delicious and/or gaining weight. It breaks down like this: Food + Peanut butter or Cheese = Yummy. The theory states that the addition of peanut butter or cheese to any food will make that food better than it being by itself. Bored of chicken breast? Add some cheese. Like fruit? Add some peanut butter. I've been at the very least husky and, at times, fat my entire life. These are the things that I think about.
Want to give that ice cream a sweet-salty flavor but the peanut butter gets hard when you try to mix it? Melt the peanut butter in a microwave for about 30-40 seconds and drizzle it on top of the ice cream. The peanut butter will return to its original consistancy once it cools from the ice cream. Hi, I'm Troy. I create solutions.
Like Manna from Heaven
Now, for whatever reason whenever I posit this theory to people they take it as a challenge to think of a food that disproves the theory. I bet you've already tried to think of one. Have you got one? No? Do you know why you havn't thought of one yet? Because that food doesn't exist. And even if it does, I sure as hell am not going to eat it. People have thrown all kinds of weird food at me, but I put them in their place by explaining the theory. Let's use worms as an example. I'm not saying worms and cheese (or peanut butter) tastes good, but it sure as shit is better than just worms. Bam. That sound you hear is your mind being blown.
There have been a few close calls though. I was worried about citrus. That was until I tried oranges and peanut butter. For that combo I almost had to change the equation to F+(Pb)or(Ch)= IJCAL (I Just Came A Little). Gummy products were also thrown into the fire (figuratively). One: there are peanut butter jelly beans. Two: Gummy bears are used to top ice cream, just like peanut butter. Three: Tried GBs with Pb. Awesome.
Even I will admit that this theory is just that, a theory. If someone can come up with a food that tastes better alone then I will change my thinking. For all you steak purists: Grow a set and eat some cheese dammit. If you can think of a food that would taste great with the addition of peanut butter and cheese, you're my best friend. If you are a girl, can you make this food? Yes? When can we get married?
The way steak should be
In closing I want you all to experiment and try different combinations. Be curious. Live a little. And for Pete's sake, eat something. You're too skinny.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
11.16.2009- Squat
Tomorrow I am going to spell out the Dequaine Theory of Peanut Butter or Cheese. Until then, HOLD FAST
Monday, November 16, 2009
SABOTAGE!!
When I was a kid my cousins, my sister, and I would go to our Grandma and Grandpa's house during the summers. We would only do a few things. Eat (extra sugar on Frosted Flakes? Mmm, boy), go to the pool across the street, and watch music videos back when VH1 and MTV still played music. One such video that I remember vivedly was the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage". Being young I didn't quite understand what was going on, or if it was real or not. I just remember the 80's cop look and the way over-the-top stunts and camera work. Flash forward to high school. I hadn't really listened to the Bestie Boys that much when my friend Greg borrowed me Paul's Boutique by the Beastie Boys. I was hooked. I started listening to everything they made. This included "Sabotage". The distorted to all hell bass and the screechy guitars draw you in. Then Mike D's voice comes in with his high pitched wail. The lyrics remind you of someone who gets fed up with all the shit around him and breaks loose in a burst of fury. This song is like a primal yell that builds and builds until released into a rush of adrenaline and endorphines and spittle. With this song blasting through a weight room you can't not set some serious PR's.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Sunday
Reaction to the Packer game: It looked they were a team with a sense of urgency today. They knew they had to come out and prove who they are. They are a good team when all three phases play well. They can play with anybody when they put a complete game together and they showed that today. Charles Woodson was by and far the MVP. 9 tackles, Int, sack, and two forced fumbles. He was a man among boys today. Offense and the whole team penalty wise still has a few kinks to work out but they are going in the right direction.
Going to start a new feature tomorrow with my favorite songs to train to. Up first is the Beastie Boys' "Sabatoge".
So it goes...
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Last Deload and Groceries
I wanted to check out the local winter farmer's market at State Fair park this morning. I got about a block away and not only was there a waiting line of cars to get into the parking lot, there was a waiting line of people to get into the building. So I just went to Pick N Save. I'm looking for a store that sells grass fed beef or buffalo. If anyone knows of one in the area, let me know. Here is a pic of how a usual grocery trip shakes out.
In this picture you will find 10 cans of tuna, 3 packs of eggs, 1 can of chili powder, 1 bottle of fish oil tabs, 1.5 bunches of bananas, 6 bags of veggies, 2 bags of spinach, 3 bags of frozen blueberries, 5 pounds of chicken thighs (12), a 3.3 lb sirloin roast, 2 3lb packs of hamburger, 1 bag of apples, and 1 bag of oranges.
All but one of the packs of hamburger will be gone by the end of the week.
Eat big to be big.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Blog Title
A couple of people have asked me what the title of the blog means. It is a quote from an article written by Henry Rollins. The link is here. I can't relate to all of Henry Rollins' life but I certainly agree with the conclusions that he makes at the end.
Last day of the deload tomorrow. I'm getting antsy in my pantsy to move some real weight.
I have also really been looking forward to Thanksgiving. More on that later.
And now a parting quote from the great Mark Twain.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Bench Deload
Fat Bar Crazy Bell Bench %50 for 5x5
BW Inverted Fat Bar Rows 50 total
My make up conditioning work out was a 20 yard prowler push with 140 yds paired with 20 yards of tire flips on the 500lb tire. Four rounds and I was breathing fire. I am kind of out of shape right now.
ENVY TONIGHT! If it goes well I will have a few humorous stories to share. Here is a quick one that was told to me, but I didn't actually witness. One day our Bar Manager Max was trying to get Paul, a security guard that is playing with a few cards short of a whole deck, to make conversation and tell everyone a story. Paul proceeds to tell a story about how one day he ate a quarter and then waited for it to come out the other end. Everyday he looked and sure enough 2 weeks later he got his quarter back. He claims he reused it without washing it very well.
My first question is how did he go about "looking" for his quarter. Knowing Paul he probably wasn't shy about getting his hands dirty. My second thought that made me laugh to myself for about an hour afterwords was imaging Paul looking at a quarter with a child's curiosity in his eyes and finally making up his mind and swallowing the thing. Always a good time at Envy.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell. ~Aldous Huxley
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Veteran's Day
Didn't get done what I wanted to get today which was some conditioning work. I got caught up doing some work stuff and ran out of time. Stacy (my sister) and Manny (her boyfriend) stopped by the gym today so it was nice to see them. I will make up the conditioning tomorrow after my bench deload. I'm thinking some prowler and tire flips are in order.
"A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards." Theodore Roosevelt
Amen, Mr. President. Amen.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Squat Deload
Todays went: Squat 5x5 @ 250lbs
Glute Ham Back Extension 3x15 w/ 25lbs
Gulte Ham Seated Abs
Training for the December 12 meet will look like this:
Week 1: 5x5 @ %85
Week 2: 5x3 @ %90
Week 3: 5x1 @ %95
Week 4: Deload/Meet
Ending with a favorite poem
"Come to the edge."
"We can't. We are afraid"
"Come to the edge."
"We can't. We will fall!"
"Come to the edge."
And they came.
And he pushed them.
And they flew.
-Guillaume Apollinaire, French Poet, Philosopher
Monday, November 9, 2009
Happy Birthday I'm Not Special
Prowler had 25's on each side. Each length was 25 yards for a total of a hundy for pulling and pushing. Deload starts tomorrow with squat. In tomorrows post I will map out my training leading up to my December 12 raw powerlifting meet. The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants. Theodore Roosevelt
Sunday, November 8, 2009
"Cardio" and the best movie scene of all time
Breakfast was 3 whole eggs, 3 egg whites, orange, banana, and 2 tbsp peanut butter.
Time for football. Go Packers.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Inaugural Post and DL PR
Today I tested my max deadlift to see where I am at. It went 265x3; 375x1;485x1; 529x1; 549x1 (PR). Here's a video
The rest of today went like this
GH Hypers- 3x10 w/ #45
Chest Supported Row- 65x10, 70x10, 70x10
Abs
Palermo's Italian Sausage Pizza x1
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